We all know the Chinese lady that sits next to us, who slowly, but surely, takes all our money and builds structures with her chip stack that resembles DNA strands.

You too can inherit some of her luck with this shirt, we swear it.

The Chinese symbols on the front of the shirt are pronounced: "du kerh", and means "one who gambles". The symbols on the back of the shirt cleverly disguised on the shape of a mah jong tile are pronounced: "shing yun" and means "lucky" or "having or attended by good luck".

100% cotton AAA shirt.